I just realized that I never posted this, and since it was so cute, I decided to go ahead even though it’s weeks old now. Here are two conversations that Daniel and I had recently. The lines are direct quotations so sometimes the humor is in the poor grammar 🙂
Mommy: What do you want for snack, Daniel?
Daniel: Smoodie (smoothie) and a crackers
At the grocery store in the car cart which is painted with flames.
Daniel (looking down at the car side): Mommy! Car on fire! Hot!
Mommy: No, baby, the car’s not on fire; it’s just the paint job.
Daniel: Oh. (Doesn’t look convinced.) Hot?
Mommy: No, Daniel, it’s not hot. It’s completely safe.