“Where is Nick Fury’s head?”

“May I go outside with my gloves and my cape?”

“Daddy, I want to you go out because I can see your stinky feet, and if I can see them, I might smell your stinky feet.”

“I love Daddy even though he’s dirty.”

“Jack, please stop talking and eat your gun.”  (Jack had eaten his pizza into the shape of a gun.)

“Mom, I found Nick Fury’s head.”

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